Vintage Technology Fans Mugs

"You can keep your fancy cell phone. As for me, I'll avoid all that extra effort and do things the old-fashioned way."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Cord cutter

Best before 65 million BC.

Drive in movies.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Dead animal toupee.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Very old fashioned computer.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Modern day smoke signals.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'