Vintage Service Lover Mugs

1 extra today please !

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A chip off the old block...

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"