Vintage Romance Enthusiasts Pillows

Phrenological matrimonial bureau

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

'Romeo and Julietta'

Edvard Grieg

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Robert Schumann

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

'We like a nice pot of tea.'