Vintage Reader Mugs

History of the Ebook

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Gen-Next Library

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Two Generations of Readers

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Bront?saurus.'

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Print Suicide

Jane Austen

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

A new meaning in the Roman

Books*. *Batteries not included.

D. H. Lawrence

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Rudyard Kipling.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

Man reading a tablet in library.