Vintage Oven Mitt Collector Prints

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Pre-Television Man Caves

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Old-fashioned computer

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Old Man Journal

"We never talk anymore."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy