Vintage Nerd Pillows

He still refuses to upgrade.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Drive in movies.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Football Crazy strip six

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Early Laptops.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

It's hammerhead time