Vintage Nerd Pillows

He still refuses to upgrade.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

Drive in movies.

Football Crazy strip six

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'So what have you been up to?'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Early Laptops.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

It's hammerhead time

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'