Vintage Jersey Collector Prints

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"We never talk anymore."