Vintage Jersey Collector Prints

Johan Cruyff

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'