Vintage Internet Explorer Mugs

Ye Olde Coffee Shop - Free Dial-up

The Vineyard

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Digital Fomo!

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Spam in Hell.

Page not found...

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Wikipedia...

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Clickbait

Cloud Computing.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'