Vintage Fashion Fans Pillows

Mom, meet my significant other.

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

High Riders of the Old West

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Victorian Selfie

I want to hold your hand

The Dandy

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

1950's.

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Rita Hayworth caricature

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Family Portrait Abuse.

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

An opera singer

Josephine Baker

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Marilyn Monroe

Victorian Secret