Vintage Dress Lover Mugs

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

A Macaroni in 1772

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

High Riders of the Old West

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Opening the Barrel

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Victorian Selfie

Vivienne Westwood

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper