Vintage Costume Lover Gifts

Satire on the dancing of masqurade performers Monsieur Desnoyer and Signora Barberina in 1742

Remote control pirate bully

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bear Costume

The height of fashion in 1796

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Silly wig.

A Macaroni in 1772

"How should we divide the teams?"

Useless add-ons.

Reginald Bunthorne

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Drummer

High Riders of the Old West

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

A man taking a bow

Ladies

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Pirate

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Victorian Selfie

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Victorian Gentleman

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Silver Fox

1950's.

Child in a bear suit.