Vintage Communication Appreciator Pillows

'He prefers old-style communications - Yelling at you.'

You know, so many women these days break up with me in an impersonal text on my smart phone … I want to thank you for breaking up with me by calling me on my land line.

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

Before social media there was sticky notes.

Snapshots in Time

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Luddite Zoom.

'How are we spelling Dear?'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

The Original Online Mom.

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Bell invents the telephone.

'Hey, we're in style!'

'Village store and Food museum'

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

1804: Early Social Networking

Dueling marionettes.

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

Hello, Rolf? This is Cecily. I was going to break up with you either on Twitter or Facebook, but my girlfriends told me I should be brave enough and do it the old-fashioned: over the telephone. ! !

"E...I...E...I...O."

'Uh oh, Kemosabe...We're being spammed!'

'Can you hold for one second...I've got an incoming smoke signal. I'd better take this.'

Text Smoke Signal.

"Don't you just hate spam mail?"

"Don't bother talking to your grandfather. He's unplugged himself."