Vintage Comic Fan Pillows

Fat footman has been told he will be dismissed if he doeas not lose weight

"Now do you believe me?"

Alfred E. Neuman

The Volunteer Movement

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'He looked so peaceful without his cell phone.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Route 666

Naked Mole Rat

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.