Vintage Comic Fan Pillows

Fat footman has been told he will be dismissed if he doeas not lose weight

"Now do you believe me?"

Alfred E. Neuman

9-1-1. What is your emergency? I've been held captive in a lame comic strip since 1989.

"With wins today, the Monster team and the Ghost team are moving on to the big game in two weeks." The Monsters will need to play better against the Ghosts. Dracula must come out for blood next time. And Frankenstein has to show up with his head on straight. If the fans hate the Ghosts, it might be impossible to beat them. Yeah, they love hearing "Boo!".

The Volunteer Movement

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

"Darn fool! That's not what I meant when I told him to get out there and put on a brave face."

'A few years ago I switched from the utility belt to utility suspenders.'

'He looked so peaceful without his cell phone.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Suffering from Cooties?

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Route 666

Batman O' War

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'