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"She would fall into a soft spot."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Penguin

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The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

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'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

Footing The Bill

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Of course you have crow's feet - what'd you expect?'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Horace Greeley's Storm Battered Coat and Hat

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

How Will They Manage without Us?

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

House Broken.

William Tweed - Beyond the Reach of the Law

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'