Vintage Aircraft Aficionado Prints

RAF plane ride.

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Airlines

Walking Luggage.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World's Easiest Airport

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Employee of the Month Parking

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Kamikaze Colour

Airport Bored Rooms

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Ace High

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Heliphant