Vintage Aesthetics Admirer Gifts

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

Demure lady with gloves

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

"Downton Abbey Road"

Grandma's caf

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

1930's Lady.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Typewriters and Laptops.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

I love you.