Vino Voyager Mugs

'Look at this! France is getting into the wine business, too.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

"I don't remember the name, but it had a taste that I liked."

Red Wine

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'How can you tell a red wine from a white?'

A giant glass of red wine

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Well, the wine is certainly easy to swallow ... and so is the wine if you're already intoxicated.'

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'As long as it's not as a white, I'll chance it.'

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

Wine Tasting Club

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

"I mixed the California wine with the New York wine for a truly American experience."

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

Wine tasting for beginners

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Mac OS 20

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'