Vino Lover Prints

Wine heads.

"I think this is a red."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"I heard about the California wine glut and I'm committed to doing my part to end it."

'We've been making the finest wines since 1965--before that we didn't really give a hoot.'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

Redhead

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'

Wine Tasting

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

French wine

"I make it myself!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"I only need shade for my wine."

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Scarpia's Palace

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."