Vineyard Visionary Mugs

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Do I detect an inner grape struggling to get out?'

"The movie star who owns this winery bought it to 'have fun.' I'm glad somebody's having fun."

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'No, I haven't gotten around to crushing the grapes, but I think have them pretty well intimidated.'

Home Wine-Making Kit...

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Who's the new guy?'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wine tasting

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Nouveau wine

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Wine is plant-based food."