Vine Swinger Mugs

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Yes, Jane, we all swingers.'

'Marjorie and Brian got an expert to help them protect the local wood...'

'Didn't I tell you that you were putting on weight?!'

'Don't call us, we'll call you'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

Swinging through the jungle.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Hockey Goal

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Excalibur Golf Course.

"We were wondering if you could take the bodywork seminar elsewhere."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes