Village Wanderer Mugs

A bit of Newlyn.

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

Poster: Wessex Hunt Meets Here (job hunters)

Please drive slowly through our village - you'll see we all have much better cars than yours.

"They've certainly got some pretty quaint place names in this part of the world.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Pigeon Little

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Push for Disco...

Computer games

Walkers

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Who's the new guy?'

See you at Charing Cross!

Camping with Mr. Thorough

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Toast'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Doubledecker bus stop

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Hot Rinzelophtats

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.