Viewpoint Valiant Mugs

Opposing viewpoint.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Keeping busy?"

'Interactive TV news.'

The Critic...

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

Safe under mattress.

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

Covid 19 Variant

A footballer is having an eye test.

"Why?"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

'Mom, the only thing I don't like about this job is the screen saver.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I was abused as a child by a bank teller.'

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

Monster in optician.

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."