Video Viralist Gifts

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Elephant ass selfie.

"She's all over YouTube."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'Catch this!'

"That explains all the cavities."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

The Return of the Germ

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Passover Plague

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

The Germ and the Sperm