Video Viralist Gifts

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Elephant ass selfie.

"She's all over YouTube."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'Catch this!'

"That explains all the cavities."

The Return of the Germ

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Passover Plague

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

The Germ and the Sperm

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'