Video Renting Mugs

"Wanna rent some videos?"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"I, TikTok."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

E=Equals

Danger Noodle tho bored

House hunting is cruel.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

Grumpy Cow

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

The Marie Kondo landfill

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."