Video Message Virtuoso Prints

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Busking during a pandemic

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"5...4...3...2..."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Remote work

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Voice Recognition Software.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Barking From Home

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"