Video Learner Prints

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

Computer Room.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Modern Studying

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Education.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Big Man Off Campus

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.