Video Game Watchdog Prints

Game Town

"Welcome to the future"

"Good boy."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hate Platforms

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

CIA report

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Twitter censorship

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Turkey, present day...

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"AI chat bot"

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Police Statetion

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"The enemy of the people!"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)