Video Game Industry Professional Pillows

Video games company sales plummet,'game over!'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Internet.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"You have word-ill."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Lockdown Brain

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Pokemon Get Lost

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Tonto Casino.

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

'Beautiful book. However, I'm afraid it lacks video game potential.'

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

Dog playing VR fetch.

"Sitar Hero"

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

Virtual Babe

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'