Video Game Enthusiasts Prints

'Nice job. You just made me a middle child. Years of therapy, here I come.'

The Teen Unemployment Crisis

'No, telling you to play outside is not the same as being outsourced.'

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

'Darn, the cat is in the house, you can't go out to play: Go back to playing on your tablet...'

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"