Video Conference Professionals T-Shirts

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Zoom Christmas

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Dog Park Zoom

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

The New Business Power Suit

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Remote work

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.