Video Conference Professionals T-Shirts

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Zoom Christmas

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Cat Zoom Meeting

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Dog Park Zoom

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Remote work

"I'm fine going all zoom."

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The New Business Power Suit

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,