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Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

The Vicious Rectangle

Zoomies call.

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

Canadian Zoom

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

Zoom

'Third quarter profits are down 3%, but we're expecting a rise in - Johnson! For the last time, stop trying to pick my nose!'

"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"Sorry, I thought this was a Skype meeting."

"I take it you're video conferencing all day from home?"

Longing for office work

"Still working online I see."

Man traveling to a conference via a 'Video Tele Conferencing' giant telephone

'Alice seemed to think having a video conference was similar to trying out for American Idol.'

"When we met on skype I didn't know that was your actual size."

Telecommuting