Video Clip Junkie Prints

"I hear they running out of real video and people are faking stuff."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Spoiler alert."

Movies vs. Films

100 best beheadings

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Eva Mendez

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Mog The Week

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Amanda Seyfried

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

True Story Movie

Ian Hislop

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

America's funniest investment scams

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'He's in training for the Olympics'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Wall mountable TVs.