Video Clip Junkie Prints

"I hear they running out of real video and people are faking stuff."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

100 best beheadings

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Spoiler alert."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

True Story Movie

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

America's funniest investment scams

'He's in training for the Olympics'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Wall mountable TVs.

"'60 Minutes' is on."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'