Video Call Juggler Mugs

"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

The coffee's not working.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

The Communicator

Overworked

"Hello?"

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'It's for you.'

'Take a message...'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

Woman holding two phones together.

"Gotta go."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

Multitasking.

Trapeze artists.

Anyone around here answer to the name of 'Sheep-for-brains'?

ESSENTIALS for those who are OVER 50 AND OUT OF WORK

The Secret Formula in Coffee

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Zoom

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'