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Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

Louis Armstrong

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

The Old Time Television Channel

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Old Book Smell

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Musicians

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

A 60's pop group

Social Struggles

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

'These are our golden oldies.'

Theatrical Christmas.

Ella Fitzgerald

Telephone Box

Ikea for Hippies

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Ray Charles

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'