Victorian Vibe Seeker Gifts

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

In the old room

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Colonial Larrysburg.

"You had me at alternative milk."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Old Book Smell

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Gustave Charpentier

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

If this van's a rockin'...

Robert Johnson

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

Fruits and vegetables

Cassandra Wilson

Happy Hour at Harry's

Centaur Driver