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Mr. Guppy's Desolation

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Tilly Slowboy

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

William Makepeace Thackeray.

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I dropped my goblet!"

A new meaning in the Roman

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Anthony Trollope

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Mr. Chester making an impression

George Eliot

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Abstraction and recognition

Johnny and Moloch

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Charles Dickens

"The butler did it!"

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown