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Mr. Guppy's Desolation

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Tilly Slowboy

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

William Makepeace Thackeray.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I dropped my goblet!"

A new meaning in the Roman

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Mr. Chester making an impression

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Anthony Trollope

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Charles Dickens

George Eliot

Abstraction and recognition

"The butler did it!"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Johnny and Moloch

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall