Vicarious Visionary Prints

'...but if you never put me in the game coach, how will my father ever live his own sports dreams vicariously through me?'

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Gene Therapy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Nouveau wine

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Your start-up team

I'm color blind, please help.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'When we lost market share, my first thought was to work eighty-hour weeks, diversify, and get back in the game. Then I had a better idea.'

Louise Glück

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Getting ready for spring

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'