Vibrant Color Lover T-Shirts

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Balloon Surprise

God save the Queen.

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Easter Bonnet

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

Rainbow skier

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Starfish doing the wave.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'This is my mom and dad.'

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Trainspotting.

Tom Waits.

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

Rainbow Drinks

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"This year I decided to get my hare dyed instead."

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

Covid Juggling

Aw, man, that's what I was going to say.

Medals - The Four Seasons

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'Sequence my genome? They don't even know I exist.'

'Take no notice. He's bound to be gay with an outfit like that.'

Easter Egg

"You missed a bit."

"We gather here today in memory of Chuckles, Kornflake, Doodles, Yo-Yo, Cupcake...."

Saul and the Pauls