Vhs Collector T-Shirts

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Large print rock'n'roll section

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Ozzy Osbourne

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'Music & Gym'

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Mick Jagger.

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Mick Jagger

Bob Dylan

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Ian Dury

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'