Veterans' Issues Gifts

'New sign?'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Dog wearing a cone

'I was in the catering corps.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'Forget what?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

UNFADED GLORY

Kamikaze Colour

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Veterans Day US

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Television guests' essentials in November.

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

This time...War on Terrorism.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'