Veterans Affairs T-Shirts

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

Injured Veteran

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'Sorry about the long delay in getting an appointment. I know your frustration. I have been waiting two weeks for my bonus check.'

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Forget what?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

UNFADED GLORY

Kamikaze Colour

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Veterans Day US

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

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