Vet School Survivor Pillows

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"It's been a stressful school year."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'