Vet Friend Mugs

'No Farmer Bob, that is not a medical book to help treat the sore ass.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'Super Dog'

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Lamb Noise.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'They're dog roses!'

"Don't even think about it."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

PET THEORIES

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'