Vertical Adventurers Mugs

Emergency Route Down.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

i-teddy

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Crop duster wanted.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

Virtual Lap Dancing

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"He only made first four installments."

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Falling