Vertical Adventurers Mugs

Emergency Route Down.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

i-teddy

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"He only made first four installments."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

Silly sausages

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Falling

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."