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'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

'We wish you luck, but your verses suck, please don't sob... you didn't get the job!'

Richard Graves.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

How a poet works

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

A Poem about Sand

Brain Power

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

The Poet.

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

"I usually work in snow."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"I had to get braces."

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

A woman knits from a globe.

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Wooly mammoth

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

'See what I made in my digital handicraft class today?!'

Beware of Doggerel

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"And you can quote me on that."

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.