Vermin Vigilantes T-Shirts

It's time to return the humane rat trap.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The new global mantra flag for the future

"Beware of God"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

You can relax now.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Anti-Vaxer

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Ebola Clinic

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

Keep out - Covid-19

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!