Verdict Vibes Mugs

'We find for the defendant, but we're really not too crazy about his claim.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Old Time Television Channel

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Robert Drake

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

Starfish doing the wave.

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

Must you be so judgmental?

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I was abused as a child by a bank teller.'

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'