Verdict Predictor Mugs

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Psychic diving competition.

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I'll be right back."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

2017 glass half full

Economics as Rocket Science

'The mist is clearing.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

Must you be so judgmental?

When psychics fight.

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'