Verbal Gymnast Mugs

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"We're going to ban all Muslims." "He didn't mean it!" "Or if he did he probably changed his mind!" "Anyway, this ban doesn't mention Muslims." "So it can't be about them." "Besides, the President can do whatever he wants." "Boy, those guys are some acrobats!"

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'It's not easy running an organization like this -- you have to be really tactful.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"The overthinker"

Thesaurus Company

"That's hardly necessary!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

Bookworm group

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Spam.

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Gymnast's Commute

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Graceful, for a big man....

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'