Vengeance Visionary Pillows

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Tim Burton

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Your start-up team

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

Stage producer.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Louise Glück

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

James Cameron

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

Seamus Heaney.